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May 14, 2017 - 83 words
Deep dish pizza and oatmeal raisin cookies. Paranoia and delusions. The more I eat, the more I fear what I eat. I’m not sure if this is my official diagnosis because people in my field (the medical field) are discouraged from self-diagnosing for this reason: we’re never objective. We need other doctors for this. Which is why I have called another doctor: my twin brother who lives in the mirror. He’s also a doctor. He’s great. Knows a lot. Very friendly, VERY handsome.