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June 12, 2017 - 223 words
Hey we have a problem. Yeah big problem over in HR. Yeah I talked to Xxyrukx, she’s upset. I don’t know why. Don’t care much but it affects everyone, especially me. So that’s why I care. Let’s go over the facts:
- It happened.
- Not denying that it didn’t happen but can’t we really be unsure that it happened or didn’t happen when there’s no evidence that it did or didn’t? Need more evidence of this.
- Okay checked the evidence. The results are conclusive.
The evidence doesn’t lie. Moving on from the evidence, have you retrieved the evidence from HR? SHE’S HOARDING IT? I can’t say I’m surprised. Okay I’ll file a report with HR. We’ll get to the bottom of this.
Okay in other news, we’re at the bottom. Think about that for a second. Okay thanks. Personally I enjoyed it. Lots of great moments that showed how she GREW as a character. I care about the story and Hyximmemsmn3 really knows how to tell a good story. I would have done a few things differently. They should hire me to be a script consultant at the very least. I have a degree in this stuff so trust me folks, I know what I’m talking about.
In other words, fuck off. Don’t like it? Talk to HR.
Thanks,
Xxyrukx
HR