We'd like to take a quick moment and welcome you to the brand new Cool Ok Then, coolokthen.com! As you can see we have completely overhauled the site and nothing could make us more excited (except for another site overhaul!! Haha don't worry holy fuck jesus christ calm the fuck down FUCK). As you make your way around the new landing page and the new page you landed at, feel free to let us know if anything's broken. For example, the broken things should not be broken anymore. If they are, then they're broken. Let us know about them.
 
There are a LOT of new features that we want to call your attention to. Some of them are obvious but we've dropped plenty of hidden easter eggs around the site that are really cool! Here's a list of some of our favorites:

* Site now loads the new site
* The new site is this one
* Scrolling. Can you do it? Yes. But can you? Yes.
* Sites. 
* Clicking on a link now takes you to that link. The old site did this too but we want to make sure it's still doing it.
* Site admin? Don't worry! You're not one.
* Image uploading is broken as fuck. Don't even fucking try to upload images yet until our developer fucking fixes them.
* New post notifications now go directly to spam folder.
* Check your spam folder.
* Spam folder. Go there for them.
* Spam. Is it? No unless it is. Fill out a spam report and then discard the report.
* Spam is spam. Check your spam folder.
* Got spam? No worries! It's in your spam folder.
* Spam is spam and that's what spam is. SPPPMSSSSSMMMmmAM
* Tracking code. This site is fucking littered with tracking code to optimize the customer experience. By reading this sentence you agree to being tracked. What are you going to do? Not use this site? Cool ok then.
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Transparency is important to us. We want to make sure we engage in ethical practices that ensure an honest and authentic exchange of content consumption. If you give us something, we give you something. This is the way to conduct business. Sometimes you might not be aware of the extent to which we track your online usage. We want to remain transparent about this. Unless you don't care which according to our data metrics you don't. You don't care? Why not? Why don't you care? This is probably something you should care about but we don't mind. We know you don't have anything to hide. Neither do we haha. What's that supposed to mean? What are you suggesting?
 
You better believe we had a fun time updating the DNS nameservers to a free DNS hosting service! HOoooooeeeee didn't even know those existed until a half hour ago haha. I'm not paying for hosting just so I can keep coolokthen.com pointing to the heroku app. Max database rows = 10,000. Uhhhh?????
 
Questions or comments? You can email us at our email which is our email address. If you email us, tell us first. We're very excited for the future and we hope you are too. You need to get your head in the game. There are no bystanders here. On the sidelines? NOPE get in. Get in. Hey can you get in? Just go right on in please and contribute. I talked to Kahthermiene, she's got a busted face and I don't know what happened. Yeah I talked to the other kids, they're assholes you know. Well how was I supposed to know that?
 
Ok you know what I'll fix it when I get home jesus fuck. Yeah meat's in the fridge. In the FRIDGE. On the right next to the meat preppers. I bought a bunch! They're great. Ok cool then I'll see you when I get home. Lots of fun stuff at work. Working late! Late night at the office? That's what I'm having. I'll have what I'm having which is a late night at the office. Picked up some white paint so I'll be painting the whole kitchen white again. I just gotta do that before I forget. Lemme know about Sunday.