Adventure Team: Adventure Calls
November 01, 2019 - 189 words
Zelda called from the top of the structure. "HEY LINK!!!" She waved in an extravagant fashion.
"I see ya, babe," Link answered with a brisk wave back. "Whatcha want?"
"WATCH THIS!!!" Zelda took a running start and then jumped into the water. She landed with a splash and then emerged from the deep pooooooooooooooooool, laughing and sputtering and pushing her dark blond hair out of her face.
"Okay great," Link said, turning back to his hot dog.
"Thanks Link," Zelda said in a huff, pulling herself out of the natural pool and shaking her hair.
"Sorry, I'm just really tired I think," Link said lamely, looking left, looking right, looking up, looking right.
"No it's fine. I just think we ought to have a little fun on this adventure, don't you?"
"I'm not sure adventures are supposed to be fun, being an adventurer myself and having gone on many of them." Link did not look at her because he was busy looking left, looking right, looking up, looking right.
"Okay. We'll do it your way." Zelda picked up a rock and BLASTED Link in the fucking stomach with it.