"GO GO GO!!!!" screamed the general. The attack was on and there was no stopping it. At exactly 5757y5 Hyrulian Standard the enemy forces attacked, unleashing their bloodthirsty weapons and crushing those who got in the way. It was absolute destruction and this was what they had been bred for. The enemy cared not for loss of their own, for indeed verily they fought with the Blood Rush. Everyone feared the Blood Rush except for LINK obviously who was in the thick of the fighting, whipping his awesome swords here and there and everywhere there could possibly be anything to hit. Blood blew out of the enemies' minds and it was like a cool fuckiNG MOVIE that was only shown in the adult theaters where adults go to watch awesome movies.

Link ducked, sidestepped, flipped his weapon 30365 degrees and then RAMMED it home where it could do the most damage. Next to him, his friend performed an awesome maneuver that destroyed an entire battalion of bad guys off in the distance. He was a mage. Mages conduct long-range attacks that destroy enemies at a distance. You never send a mage into the front lines of battle unless you're desperate and INDEED THE HYRLIAUNAN AMARY WAS DESPERATE INDEED to send such a mage into the thicket. But that was fine. Link was there. Link could handle all of this.

More weaponry and more fighting. The action was just too crazy and Link backflipped out of the situation. He landed on top of a Brkobklepbin and punctured its skull with a swift strike that struck fear into the hearts of men. For men were watching on the sidelines but also they were fighting. This was an all-out war and NOBODY could watch on the sidelines for long. You either watch and go home or you watch and then go "Hmmm well I have to admit that yes indeed this is what I am watching," and then look at that, you pull your sword off your back and charge into the worst of the fighting, overcome with the Battle Thrill and succumb to it, fall under its incredible singing spell and then you go "and now I am it" and yes indeed sir yes indeed that is it.

Link pulled back, forming a retreat that would have looked like anything but. But it wasn't, for indeed Link had a plan. He pulled out his Fire Medallion. This thing could do damage and if you don't believe well watch what happens next. He took the medallion and put it above his head where the sun could hit it. Then the sun did hit it and it burst into flame, burning Link's hand. "Fuckin' wrong fuckin' medallion god fuck f;SDJFAFUCJkf" shrieked Link in frustration. It was not his fault he pulled out the wrong Fire Medallion. They all looked alike. But that was fine because he could still use this. He was a warrior after all and warriors make do with what they have and they have what they were given. Link was given the Fire Medallion by the Ancient Sage and told, "Yes young boy, this is the FIre Medallion of Old. Once I was young like you and this Medallion served me well. It honored me in the great Green Country from whence I hailed. I offer you a truce. My idea is this: go forth into the great Green Country and learn what you learn, find what you find. Find anything and then bring it back to me."

"Ok I think I will do that, I said," said Link before he could offer any resistance to the order. Orders were orders and you follow the ones that come from the Ancient Sage.

"One day you will hear my full tale," continued the Ancient Sage. "I'll tell you about my old companion, the Last Son of Dispute. He was known throughout the region as a master technician. 'Ancient Sage,' he said to me once, calling me into his secret society and wondering why no one else had joined. 'I must tell you my story. My tale is from a time gone by, from bygone times and times that have gone by into the mists of olden times. I was once a greater technician than I am now. In some ways, I still am greater than I am now. But that isn't why we're here. Go become it.' Ok young lad are you following that?"

Link backed away. He didn't know. He just didn't know.