"BRING YOUR SWORD UP!!!" commanded the Demon Lord of Darkness: Ganon. "I WILL NOT HAVE THIS END WITH YOU SWADDLED IN HELPLESSNESS!!"

Link could not hear him. He was too dazed by the Dark King's latest assault of soulfire. The battle had not been going well. He struggled to his feet and with a colossal effort brought his chipped Master Sword up in a weak defensive posture.

"And now," Ganon continued, "this is where it ends. For I shall rule Hyrule as I was always meant to! I was meant to rule it! With the Triforce in my hand, I shall own this land. It's mine!!"

Link shook the soulfire's biting energy out of his eyes and readied himself for another attack. Lightning raged. The advice of the Sages came back to him: When the Demon King charges, charge that charge back at the charge and charge theeeee charge $49.99 for three months introductory rate at 3% off the initial subscription fee and provide your phone number for immediate verification purposes as the fire bounces from his sword to yours take note of the mounting soulfire and time your attack perfectly so that you can binge watch all episodes in one night and pre-download the next season so you never have to wait again! Make sure to dodge his flaming sword as it channels the will of darkness and you'll have to sign in to take advantage of an optimized user experienen nencncneehehe3845555555555

The castle shook to its foundation as the storm continued, relentless and unforgiving. Zelda hovered nearby, holding the other foes at bay while Link and Ganon battled in the tower. Her energy was failing and war drums beat beside her in a thunderous display of power. The goddesses themselves were watching, lending their support where they could. The Light Arrows rained down upon Ganon's armor, piercing nothing. Link steadied himself and parried another ferocious attack.

"That's more like it," Ganon seethed. He breathed heavily. This contest was tiring him too. "When this is over, you agree to hold harmless all third parties as pertaining to data collection purposes. Your continued use of the platform signifies your agreement to our terms and conditions as outlined in the heretofore mentioned license agreement. ATTACK, foolish Hylian!"

Link indulged, summoning the might of the Hylian sorcery at his back. A wall of the tower cracked and crumbled, and the screaming wind entered, blowing Ganon's cape into his face and giving Link the moment he needed. With a roar, he hurled the Master Sword into the Demon King's chest.

"But the user agreed!" Ganon yelled in defiance. "In exchange for free services his data was being collected with his full knowledge and consent!"

A voice emerged from the sky. "But it was not transparent how his data would be used after you sold it to third-party vendors and data brokers." 

Ganon was speechless. He had not thought of that because he didn't care about that.