Rock in the Way
May 04, 2019 - 279 words
Link threw his damaged Thunderbolt Mace at the fleeing Bokoblin and it connected in a spectacular flash of destruction, almost as if the heavens themselves were on his side.
"They must be," Link thought aloud as he limped over to the smoking remains of the enemy. It would have dropped some epic loot and he needed to loot the looter's loot so that his loot score increased. The manager at the town Bazaar would be keeping tabs and Link needed to come out ahead this time, needed to pick up that Picket Shield he'd been eyeing. He scooped up the Bokoblin's skull, toes, fingers, guts, intestines, charred bones and other random assortments of Hyrulian miscellany and stuffed them into his sack. THEY WOULD BE WORTH IT.
The day was getting on. Link needed to get moving, needed to make good time if he were to arrive at Ga'Blanth Village by nightfall. Rumor had it that a rumor had flown in on the Rumor's Wing. He needed to investigate.
The sun blew its heat down and Link wiped sweat away. "Can't get going," he muttered. "Can't do it. Can't move the rock." He glanced at the rock that stuck out like a giant's toe amidst the broken shrubbery. There was nothing he hated more than rocks in his path! It ruined his path!!! He set a Blue Bomb down at the base of the rock and set it off. That was pretty cool. The whole thing was pretty cool and he wished other people were around to witness this. Someday they would. "Someday," he said with something of a chuckle, something of a bruacker. His bruackers were running low. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeettttttttttttttttt